A Day in a Life Under Obamacare

Johnny AveragePerson is 63 years old and inPhone: If you are calling about finding a doctor,
relatively good health. His wife passed away sixpress 1. If you are calling about a claim, press 2. If
years ago. He has a daughter living in Florida and ayou are calling about a lost or damaged card,
son who lives in New Jersey. Johnny lives inpress 3, If you are calling about our new super
Brooklyn, New York and works at a bank,saver insurance plan, please press 4...
commuting into Manhattan each day.Johnny: Oh what the hell!.... Presses 2
Today is a pleasant spring day in May; Johnny hasPhone: Please enter you medical ID number,
just gotten off the morning train and walks intofollowed by the pound sign.
the corner deli to get a doughnut and a cup ofJohnny: Shoot, where did I put that claim form...
coffee. Let's listen in!Here it is. Presses:
Johnny: Let me get a chocolate doughnut and a02A9207C1-9965429B....waits....nothing
regular cup of coffee with half and half.happens...oh...presses #
Female Clerk: Can I see your medical ID card?Phone: Thank you. Please wait while we retrieve
Johnny: Here you go (Digs in his wallet and handsyour records....OK, I've got your records here.
her the card)What would you like to do? Press 1 if you would
Female Clerk: Sir, I just scanned your card and itlike to find a doctor, Press 2 if you are calling
says that your cholesterol is high.about a claim...
Johnny: I know, I just saw the doctor yesterday.Johnny: I just did this!!
He said it was a bit high but that it wasn'tPhone: I'm sorry, I did not understand you. Press
anything to be concerned about.1 if you would like to find a doctor, Press 2 if you
Female Clerk: It's above the limit to sell you aare calling about a claim...
doughnut.Finally after about 45 minutes, Johnny gets
Johnny: That's ridiculous! I always get a doughnutsomeone on the phone
in the morning.Medical Rep: Good afternoon, this is Emir, how can
Female Clerk: I'm sorry (Hands Johnny back hisI help you today?
medical ID card).Johnny: OK, I fell about two weeks ago. I hurt my
Johnny: Look, the doctor said my cholesterolankle and they said it was a sprain but it's been
wasn't even high enough to warrant giving metwo weeks and it still really hurts. I haven't been
Crestor. He said he would prescribe Crestor butable to get any pain killers and I can't get an
he could only prescribe it if my cholesterol wasappointment with the doctor because my card
higher!was damaged and I haven't gotten any money
Female Clerk: Would you like a bran muffin?back either and I've got bills to pay.
Johnny: No! I want a chocolate doughnut!Emir: I think I can help you with that sir. May I
Female Clerk: I'm sorry. Look, there are otherhave your medical ID number?
people in line. I can't sell you a doughnut.Johnny: 02A9207C19965429B
Johnny: So my cholesterol is too low to getEmir: OK, I see your record. You sprained your
Crestor and too high to buy a doughnut.ankle.
Female Clerk: (Getting annoyed) Sir, I don't makeJohnny: I think it's worse than a sprain. This is
the rules. Now if you'll excuse me...killing me!
Johnny is so irritated when he walks out of theEmir: Well, the x-rays were negative. I see that
store that he trips on the door jam and fallsyou're 63 years old. Would you like to set up a
awkwardly. He hurts his ankle and can't get up.counseling session?
The clerk, with an annoyed look on her face, callsJohnny: Counseling???? What the f#@% do I
an ambulance which arrives an hour and a halfneed counseling for?
later. They scoop Johnny up and take him to theEmir: We would have to schedule an MRI to see if
hospital. At the hospital, they take x-rays. Thethere is any damage but that is very expensive
doctor walks into the room holding a chart andand anyone over 60 is recommended to take
smiles at Johnny.counseling before we put them on the MRI
Doctor: He puesto toda la informacion en su cartawaiting list.
medica. Lleve la carta a una farmacia y ellos laJohnny: I'm really in pain here.
prepararn la receta.Emir: OK sir I can do that for you. I have to tell
Johnny: I'm sorry I don't speak Spanishyou though, that for people your age, I can't
Doctor: Enfermera!!guarantee an MRI for anytime within this month
Nurse: The doctor is putting all the information onor next. There might be an opening in July.
your medical ID card. Take the card to theHowever if you take the counseling session, you
pharmacist and have this prescription for painkillersmight be able to get in there earlier.
filled. He is listing this as a severe sprain so youJohnny: I'll take the counseling session, if that's the
should be good to go back to work in two weeks.only thing I can do.
It's all down in your card so you shouldn't haveEmir: Very well. I can do that for you sir. Can you
any problem with work compensation for lostmake it on Tuesday the 14th?
time.A meeting for counseling is set up. Johnny's ankle
Johnny hobbles out of the hospital on crutcheshas gotten very bad. He comes into the meeting
with a soft cast on his foot. He heads to thesweating, not feeling well at all. He meets with a
nearest pharmacy.counselor by the name of Mica.
Johnny: Hi, I want to have a prescription filled.Mica: Mr. Averageperson, I'm very pleased to
Pharmacist: Well, let's just see what we've gotmeet you! Please have a seat!
here. May I have your medical ID card please?Johnny: Thank you. Listen I'm really not feeling
Johnny hands over his card...well. I don't need counseling. I need to see a
Pharmacist: Let's just put it in the scanner....doctor.
Johnny: Is there a problem?Mica: Mr. Averageperson, I think I can arrange to
Pharmacist: The scanner doesn't seem to want toget you pills that will make you feel better.
read your card. Did you put your card next to aJohnny: That would be great.
magnet or some electronic device?Mica: I'm going to be very frank with you Mr.
Johnny: NoAverageperson. Looking at you I can see that
Pharmacist: Well, I'm afraid you're going to haveyou are not well. The government just has so
to fill out this form to get a new medical ID card.much money to spend on care and there are
You have to send the card and the form to thispeople who have a better chance of living longer,
address, along with a $75 fee and you shouldhealthier lives than you do.
have your new ID card in about 2 weeks.Johnny: I just hurt my ankle. This can be healed.
Johnny: What about my pain killers. I'm in painMica: But at what cost Mr. Averageperson, at
here!what cost?
Pharmacist: I can give you Advil, that's it. I'm reallyJohnny: I'm not an old man!
sorry.Johnny disappeared soon after that. A couple of
Johnny leaves the pharmacy and hobbles home.people in the Health Administration Department
About two weeks go by. Johnny has not receivedwere reviewing some files and came upon that of
his new card yet. He has not gotten paid anythingJohnny Averageperson.
from work or workman's comp, or anything toPerson 1: We really didn't handle this case well.
cover his medical expenses. Worst of all, the painThis person should have gotten earlier treatment.
in his ankle has gotten worse, not better. He can'tPerson 2: Perhaps, but we must have saved,
wait anymore and calls a number to get somewhat, $50,000 all told? Maybe $100,000? Isn't it
help...our job to save money? I think we've handled
Johnny dials the phone:this case extremely well!
1-8-8-8-U-S-A-H-E-A-L-T-H-C-A-R-EIn a small town in Arizona, a person by the name
Phone: Welcome to the United States Health Careof Jonathan goes into his mailbox and pulls out an
System. Para informacioan en espanol, marqueenvelope from the government. It contains a
ochocheck made out to Jonathan Averageperson for
Phone: If you would like to participate in a brief$106,000. Itemized for an MRI, x-rays, lost
survey, please press 7 now.wages, medication and other incidental expenses.