In-house acronyms use: An epiphany

Never having owned a business until a few yearssent the job to the second reader. The second
ago, I've always been somewhat contemptuousreader read the job and emailed that the job was
of bureaucracies in that they have too manygood to go, meaning finished and ready to return
rules, too many forms, and too many acronyms.to the client. Our second acronym was born, good
This changed, however, when I had an epiphanyto go, GTG.
this morning. Our business had become aMoving from there, we joined the bureaucrats.
bureaucracy. We had acronyms, and we wereWe had become a small cyberspace organization,
creating more of them.and we sent email messages to everyone in the
An acronym is an abbreviation for a longer wordorganization. Some of us are in the states and
or term. One of the problems acronyms pose issome of us are in Japan, hence, different time
that sometimes only those on the insidezones. Rather than saying my time in San
understand what the acronym means. Those onFrancisco and your time in Tokyo, we developed
the outside may not. If you are on the outsidewithin 24 hours, W24. W24 means please respond
and if you want to get something done, you needwithin 24 hours. The same email message telling
to figure out what the acronyms mean. Theyou W24 may also include NRN, no response
message is that you need to learn the acronymsnecessary. The sender's intent is to say that you
used in each bureaucracy. If you want to join thedon't have to respond if you are okay with what
Peace Corps, you need to learn that PC is Peaceis happening, but if you do want to respond you
Corps, PCT is Peace Corps Trainee, and PCV isneed to W24.
Peace Corps Volunteer.Is this totally confusing?
I do not want to join the Peace Corps, although ITo us, no. This is how we do business and our
have thought about doing so, but I do nowshortcuts make sense to us. Still if we included
understand how organizations generate acronyms.these acronyms in our directions so that you had
We started simply. In our business, we translateto understand W24 and GTG without an
and edit articles, contracts, scientific reports, andexplanation, we would be creating chaos for you.
government documents -- you name it and weToday's epiphany had two parts: 1) becoming
do it. Our first acronym was file endingsaware that we had become a small bureaucracy
distinguishing earlier versions of a file from theand 2) becoming aware that we used our
most recent version. A filename that began asacronyms in-house. We do not expect you to
client _article.doc might have client_article_v1,speak our language. We speak your language, and
client_article_v2, client_article_v3,that is what distinguishes us from a true
client_article_v4 and client_article_f for thebureaucracy. We know you don't need to know
version number and the final job for returning toour acronyms.
the client. The first reader finished the job and